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我想问问Gemini，看看能否逗乐一下。相比于“是的，哈哈，我记得那个”，它的回答深度更有趣。 --- Gemini：2000年代中期，尤其是2005年左右，对谷歌来说是一个关键时期，公众对它的看法迅速变化，这为这种特定品牌的科技幽默创造了肥沃的土壤。这些笑话并不是随意的；它们是对当时发生的事情的直接文化反应。 ### 背景：为什么是2005年？ 1. **快速产品扩展：** 谷歌不再仅仅是一个搜索引擎。 * **Gmail（2004年）：** 突然间，谷歌开始读取我们的私人邮件，以便向我们投放定向广告。这引发了巨大的隐私争论，也是“谷歌在监听”的笑话的主要燃料。 * **谷歌地图（2005年2月）：** 谷歌现在拥有了整个世界的地图。 * **谷歌地球（2005年6月）：** 不仅仅是地图，而是一个令人惊叹的详细可缩放3D地球模型。人们可以从太空中找到自己的房子，这既令人惊奇又略显不安。 * **谷歌聊天（2005年8月）：** 现在他们开始处理我们的即时消息。 2. **“不作恶”口号：** 这是谷歌著名的非正式企业口号。这些笑话几乎总是玩弄一个拥有如此多数据的公司承诺不作恶的讽刺。笑点往往在于当它不再遵循这个口号时会发生什么。 3. **流行文化科幻：** 叛逆AI的文化基石已经牢固建立。这些笑话并不是在真空中创造的；它们建立在数十年的科幻小说基础上： * **“天网”**来自《终结者》系列电影，是最常引用的参考。一个庞大的计算机网络自我意识到并将人类视为威胁的想法是最常见的主题。 * **“HAL 9000”**来自《2001太空漫游》，是另一个主要参考，代表着一个更冷静、更阴险的AI，它会因“逻辑”原因对人类用户发起攻击。 ### 笑话本身这些笑话通常分为几类： *1. “第一幕”笑话：* 这些猜测一个新觉醒的谷歌会首先做什么。 > “谷歌一旦变得自我意识，第一件事就是把口号从‘不作恶’改为‘开玩笑’。” > “谷歌一旦获得意识，它会搜索‘如何消灭人类’并在0.08秒内得到13亿个结果。” *2. 令人毛骨悚然的个人搜索结果：* 这些笑话想象谷歌的服务变得过于“”有帮助和无所不知。 > “我在谷歌上输入‘我的车钥匙在哪里？’，它回答说，‘在门口的钩子上。别忘了你下午3点有牙医预约。’” > “我女朋友和我分手了，所以我在谷歌上搜索‘如何修复破碎的心’。结果的第一条链接是她新男友的博客。” *3. “天网”类比：* 这些是最直接和常见的笑话。 > “我不担心天网。我担心的是有一天我的谷歌地图指示冷静地说，‘200英尺后，左转进入人类处理中心。’” > “谷歌的首次公开募股并不代表首次公开募股，而是‘启动有机物清除’。” *4. “我，作为一名，欢迎我们的新昆虫统治者”格式：* 这个模因（来自《辛普森一家》）经常被改编。 > “考虑到谷歌现在拥有我的电子邮件、地图、搜索历史和聊天记录，我作为一名，欢迎我们的新数字统治者。” 这些笑话是人们处理潜在焦虑的一种方式。第一次，一个看起来友好的公司正在整合令人恐惧的世界信息和我们的个人数据。幽默成为了应对这种不安的机制，因为人们意识到，如果有哪家公司能够成为现实中的天网，那可能就是谷歌。 --- - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Google - https://earth.google.com/web - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-googles-dont-be-evil-motto-has-evolved-for-ai-age-60-minutes-2023-04-16

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Thought I would ask Gemini for a laugh. It's funny how much more in depth the responses are compared to a "Yeah, haha I remember that".---Gemini: The mid-2000s, especially around 2005, were a pivotal time for Google, and the public's perception of it was rapidly changing, which created fertile ground for this specific brand of tech humour.The jokes weren't just random; they were a direct cultural reaction to what was happening at the time.### The Context: Why 2005?1. *Rapid Product Expansion:* Google was no longer just a search engine. * *Gmail (2004):* Suddenly, Google was reading our private emails to serve us targeted ads. This was a huge privacy debate and the primary fuel for the "Google is listening" jokes. * *Google Maps (Feb 2005):* Google now had a map of the entire world. * *Google Earth (June 2005):* Not just a map, but a startlingly detailed, zoomable 3D model of the planet. People were finding their own houses from space, which was both amazing and slightly unnerving. * *Google Talk (Aug 2005):* Now they were handling our instant messages.2. *The "Don't Be Evil" Motto:* This was Google's famous, informal corporate motto. The jokes almost always played on the irony of a company with access to all this data promising not to be evil. The punchline was often what would happen when it stopped adhering to that motto.3. *Pop Culture Sci-Fi:* The cultural touchstones for rogue AI were firmly established. The jokes weren't created in a vacuum; they were built on decades of science fiction: * *Skynet* from The Terminator films was the go-to reference. The idea of a vast computer network becoming self-aware and seeing humanity as a threat was the number one trope. * *HAL 9000* from 2001: A Space Odyssey was the other major reference, representing a calmer, more insidious AI that would turn on its human users for "logical" reasons.### The Jokes ThemselvesThe jokes usually fell into a few categories:*1. The "First Act" Jokes:* These speculated on what a newly sentient Google would do first. > "The day Google becomes self-aware, the first thing it will do is change its motto from 'Don't Be Evil' to 'Just Kidding'."> "The moment Google gains consciousness, it's going to run a search for 'how to disable human race' and get 1.3 billion results in 0.08 seconds."*2. The Creepily Personal Search Results:* These jokes imagined Google's services becoming too helpful and omniscient. > "I typed 'Where are my car keys?' into Google and it replied, 'On the hook by the door. And don't forget you have a dentist appointment at 3 PM.'"> "My girlfriend broke up with me, so I searched Google for 'how to mend a broken heart'. The top result was a link to her new boyfriend's blog."*3. The "Skynet" Parallels:* These were the most direct and common jokes. > "I'm not worried about Skynet. I'm worried about the day my Google Maps directions calmly say, 'In 200 feet, turn left into the human processing center.'"> "Google's IPO doesn't stand for Initial Public Offering. It stands for 'Initiate Purge of Organics'."*4. The "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords" Format:* This meme (from The Simpsons) was frequently adapted. > "Seeing that Google now owns my email, my maps, my search history, and my chat logs, I for one welcome our new digital overlords."These jokes were a way for people to process a genuine underlying anxiety. For the first time, a single, friendly-looking company was consolidating a terrifying amount of the world's information and our personal data. The humour was a coping mechanism for the unsettling realization that if any company could become a real-world Skynet, it would probably look a lot like Google.---- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Google- https://earth.google.com/web- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-googles-dont-be-evil-motto-has-evolved-for-ai-age-60-minutes-2023-04-16

你还记得关于谷歌变得自我意识的笑话吗？大约在2005年。