人工智能泡沫——一切将如何结束

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以下是关于人工智能泡沫将如何结束的内容: 一、每个人都知道它即将到来,但没有人能预见到它的发生。 二、所有有损失风险的参与者都会表现得很惊讶,尤其是那些行为不当的人。 三、美国政府将以“国家安全”为由,对所有相关人员进行救助。毕竟,我们不能让中国赢。这是显而易见的。而且,人工智能的规模太大,不能失败。至少,它太大,不应该对参议员和国会议员的股票投资组合产生负面影响。 四、由于第三点,所有关键参与者将变得极其富有。 五、追查责任人的行动将开始。 六、就像指责最后一辆经过崩塌桥梁的卡车司机一样,最后一个将Nvidia GPU卡插入人工智能服务器机架的初级技术员,以及一位81岁的老太太(她唯一的特别之处就是输入了最后一个AI提示,试图比较购买烤豆的价格)将被找到并逮捕。 七、两人将被指责并妖魔化为导致人工智能泡沫破裂的罪魁祸首。在一场短暂的表面审判中,罪犯将对无辜者作证,最终两人将被判处“电椅”。这也是好事!他们应得的惩罚即将到来。
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Here&#x27;s how the AI bubble will end:<p>ONE. Everyone will know it&#x27;s coming but no one will see it coming.<p>TWO. All the participants with something to lose will act surprised. Especially those that have behaved badly.<p>THREE. The US government will invoke &quot;national security&quot; to bail out everyone involved. After all, we can&#x27;t let China win. That stands to reason. And, surely, AI is too big to fail. Or, at the very least, too big to be allowed to negatively impact the stock portfolios of senators and congressmen.<p>FOUR. Because of THREE, all the key players will become fabulously wealthy.<p>FIVE. The hunt for those responsible will begin.<p>SIX. Somewhat akin to blaming the driver of the last truck to cross over a crumbling bridge that subsequently collapsed, the junior technician that was the last to plug an Nvidia GPU card into an AI server center rack, and an 81 year old lady, whose sole distinction is to have entered the last AI prompt (seeking to comparison shop for baked beans), will be located and arrested.<p>SEVEN. Both will be blamed and vilified as the culprits responsible for popping the AI bubble. And both, after a short show trial, in which the guilty will testify against the innocent, will get &quot;the chair&quot;. And good thing too! They deserve what&#x27;s coming to them.